what is the best slang terms for breasts?

Boobies.

Nobody ever says it anymore. Like you should go up to a girl and say “Hey, I think you have really nice boobies.” How can you get mad a that? Boobies…say it a few times. Its so funny. Boobies!

50 + years ago, often times called ” Sealed Beams”, for the back / rear portions of an automobile’s head lights, as was the term “head lights”. In Mexico, where I have a retirement home, I have heard them called ” chi-chi’s”. What ever! I believe, being the father of 4 (grown children), God provided women with the “frontal turn on’s” for men, which , after nature takes it’s course, provides nurisment for infants. God did know what he was doing!!!Sad to say, man, has abused their integrity !!!

Uncle Wil

Bodatious Tatas

Note: NSFW!

One collections lists: t1ts knockers jugs melons bazookas boobs boobies hooters bazoomas mammaries balloons bombs baps cupcakes milkmakers funbags mounds ninnies bristols pillows rack torpedoes bee-stings bosoms…

Best term? Alas, most of them are stupid, chauvinistic, and/or offensive…

I’d say ‘t1ts’ can be sexy if used in the right context (the bedroom, murmured appreciatively). ‘Boobs’, while I find the expression crass, seems to have a high rate of usage and be more acceptable in mixed company.

Guess you’ll have to decide for yourself what constitutes ‘best’ in this case!

I love the term breasticles but its probably only ok for a gay man to say.

T.its, wangers, funbags, knockers, boobs.

Why not have some fun and make your own up?

Sweater stretchers

The best place to do a face plant. (snow skiers know this term)

I like Woobies…

sweater puppets

hostile projectiles