make me “LOL”?

Oh fiddlesticks, you’re too finicky.

I have been married for 16 years and for the last 13 my wife and play pranks on each other for fun. As she slept one night I drew a goatee on her only to find out that it really irritated her. Even though she looked like a Klingon.

When I went to work she mad my coffee as usual and gave me a kiss and wished me a good day. About 6:30 A.M. as I’m drinking my coffee I realize that it tastes really rancid. I thought it was just me. An hour an a half later as I’m finishing off the rest of my coffee straight from my thermos, a nasty sock from my shift the day before falls out and slops across my face. I must have had athlete’s tongue for a week or two. But the whole plant found it incredibly amusing.

The following night, she tied both of my big toes together and screamed “FIRE”. I woke in a panic only to slam into our hardwood floors.

Ever through fact i became little and til on the instant time i’ve got continuously called my mum “Mummy” and my dad “Daddy”. purely through fact they by no skill spoke back to “mum”/”dad”. and that’s often caught, i assume. comparable with my siblings, too. I swear each and every time my mom calls me at artwork, and that i answer asserting “hi, mummy”, i’m getting the main strangest seems from my artwork colleagues. They continuously locate that hilarious and in many situations take the mic. and that i will actually see why it rather is humorous lol yet, it rather is by no skill replaced, and that i doubt it is going to. mom and dad will continuously be Mummy and Daddy. And especially through fact they gained’t respond to something from their toddlers! : )

You don’t even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one.

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. “Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?”

When Mary Margaret didn’t stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. “God Almighty!” shouted Mary Margaret.

The Nun said, “Very good” and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, “Who is our Lord and Savior?” But Mary didn’t stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. “Jesus Christ!!!” shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, “Very good,” and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question…”What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?”

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, “If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!”

The nun fainted………..

OK, I caught my brothers son on the toilet one day humming and having a great time and he was in there for a while, so i noticed that the bowl of cereal I made him was gone so I opened the bathroom door and there he was eating his cereal while he was taking a dump, and boy did he stink that day.

My friend was in the backseat of my car with me while we were on our way to a hotel for a concert. We stopped at the hotel overnight, and she forgot that she was buckled in so she went to jump right out of the car headbutted the valet in the stomach and was stopped with her Head in his stomach by the seat belt.

try to create another id and trick ure hatest not that close frend then be someone like flirt him or her then ull really going to LOL

but somekinda bad …still its so lol

ROFLLMFAO