Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
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because the chicken molester was waiting on the other side with a rubber glove and a sly smile and possibly a crokay mallet
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Because it had to walk to far to the cross walk and saw a police officer standing on the other side of the road. So it didn’t want to get a ticket for jay walking. *Plus, It was chicken.
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He would have had to cross against the light
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Cause he saw what happened to the other Chicken…
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Because it was in the middle of the road. So it couldnt go anywhere!
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Because it saw me on the other side with my frying pan and a big bag of cajun seasoning.
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Have no clue, but I know why it only crossed halfway. It wanted to lay it on the line. 🙂
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To get away from the Colonel
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Cause he didn’t want to end up fried chicken!
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because mr stinko made a hugee fart on the other side and it stunk like a giant boot!
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