What are your favorite cliches?
The person who posts the most cliches will win best answer.
Favorite Answer
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link
A fool and his money are soon parted
He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all
together
Live and learn
Live and let live
Life is change and change is life
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making plans
If you rest, you rust
The only permanent thing is change
Intellectuals solve problems ; geniuses prevent them
C’est la vie
Que sera, sera
What goes around comes around
Today is the first day of the rest of your life
Laughter is the best medicine
Take it with a grain of salt
Smile, it makes people wonder
Always look on the bright side of life
There are plently more fish in the sea
All is fair in love and war
Tomorrow is another day
Its always darkest before the dawn
This too, shall pass
It has to get worse before it gets better
Life’s not so bad, when you consider the alternative
When it rains, it pours
Life goes on
Everything is relative
Life sucks, and then you die…
Time will tell
No news is good news
Someday my ship will come in
All good things come to those that wait
No guts, no glory
There is nothing to fear but fear itself
Bad news travels fast
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Pretty is as pretty does
What goes around comes around
Do as I say, Not as I do
Lay an egg
Have a cow
Nip and Tuck
Forgive and Forget
Barrel of laughs
The butt of the Joke
Rode hard and put away wet
Fox guarding the hen house
The pot calling the kettle black
Nothing ventured, nothing gained
Calm before the storm
chew the cud
Make a silk purse from a sow’s ear
No good deed goes unpunished
give them enough rope to hang themselves
A** so tight she squeaks when she walks
Time is of the essence
hang in there
live and let live
every dog has it’s day
You can dress her up but you can’t take her out!
By the skin of her teeth
He’s his own worst enemy
eat and run
back seat driver
hasn’t got a pot to pi** in or a window to throw it out!
There are bigger fish to fry!
when life throws you lemons, make lemonade
sick and tired
believe in yourself
make an a** out of yourself
by and large
wake up and smell the coffee
life’s a b**** and then you die
hot as hell
cut it out
bad blood
under the weather
nip in the bud
high and dry
the early bird catches the worm
money doesn’t grow on trees
this too shall pass
a bird in the hand is worth two in a bush
stubborn as a mule
at the drop of a hat
not tonight
LOL
OMG
I learned it by watching you.
UH OH spaghetti O’s
If you buy I’ll Fly
Girl, why you so mad lookin?
I’m a grown @ss man.
WTF
What’s up?
What’s goin’ on
Awesome.
For sure.
Please believe.
I have a boyfriend.
That’s my babydaddy.
He’s my cousin.
Happy birthday
Merry Christmas.
Happy New Year.
You won’t get pregnant.
Let me explain.
Yo Mama.
F off!
AND FINALLY
Same day different sh!t.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link
A fool and his money are soon parted
He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all
together
Live and learn
Live and let live
Life is change and change is life
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making plans
If you rest, you rust
The only permanent thing is change
Intellectuals solve problems ; geniuses prevent them
C’est la vie
Que sera, sera
What goes around comes around
Today is the first day of the rest of your life
Laughter is the best medicine
Take it with a grain of salt
Smile, it makes people wonder
Always look on the bright side of life
There are plently more fish in the sea
All is fair in love and war
Tomorrow is another day
Its always darkest before the dawn
This too, shall pass
It has to get worse before it gets better
Life’s not so bad, when you consider the alternative
When it rains, it pours
Life goes on
Everything is relative
Life sucks, and then you die…
Time will tell
No news is good news
Someday my ship will come in
All good things come to those that wait
No guts, no glory
There is nothing to fear but fear itself
Bad news travels fast
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
and finally……..
Signed , sealed and delivered
Up your nose with a meat hook-My mother
A lady should never drive her car unless the windows are clean-My mother
Wake up and smell the roses, or coffee-My mother
Another day, another dollar-My mother
If at first you don’t succeed, give up!-friends
To know me is to love me-My mother
You don’t have enough to rub 2 nickels together-My mother
No news is good news-My father
If you can’t take the heat, get the hell out of the kitchen-Mom
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you-My mother
He/She thinks his/hers *%$# don’t stink, but their farts give them away-My mother
Laughter is the best medicine-My mother
It takes one to know one-friends
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder-My mother
Every good turn deserves another-My mother
The early bird gets the worm-My Mother
You can’t always judge a book by it’s cover-4th grade teacher
If the shoe fits…..friends
Don’t put all your eggs in one basket-My mother
All children should be seen and not heard-My mother
If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times!-My mother
If you keep on doing that, you’ll go blind!-My father
Step on a crack, break your momma’s back-kids in school
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush-My mother
Ride hard, ride free-my ex and I
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again-Teachers
I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours!-kids will be kids
Monkey see, monkey do-My father
Go fly a kite!-My sister
Life’s a beach, then you get a tan-friends
Easy come, easy go-my mother
It takes one rotten apple to spoil the bunch-My mother
God is great, God is good, let us thank him for this food-My mother
Shallow is as shallow does-My mother
When life throws you lemons, make lemonade-My mother
Don’t make that face, it will stay that way!-My mother
Don’t make me come back there!-My mother
Let me give you something to really cry about!-my father
Some days your the windshield, some days your the bug.
Easy come, easy go-My mother
What goes around comes around
Do as I say, Not as I do
Lay an egg
Have a cow
Nip and Tuck
Forgive and Forget
Barrel of laughs
The butt of the Joke
Rode hard and put away wet
Fox guarding the hen house
The pot calling the kettle black
Nothing ventured, nothing gained
Calm before the storm
chew the cud
Make a silk purse from a sow’s ear
No good deed goes unpunished
give them enough rope to hang themselves
A** so tight she squeaks when she walks
Time is of the essence
hang in there
live and let live
every dog has it’s day
You can dress her up but you can’t take her out!
By the skin of her teeth
He’s his own worst enemy
eat and run
back seat driver
hasn’t got a pot to pi** in or a window to throw it out!
There are bigger fish to fry!
when life throws you lemons, make lemonade
What goes around comes around
Do as I say, Not as I do
Lay an egg
Have a cow
Nip and Tuck
Forgive and Forget
Barrel of laughs
The butt of the Joke
Rode hard and put away wet
Fox guarding the hen house
The pot calling the kettle black
Nothing ventured, nothing gained
Calm before the storm
chew the cud
Make a silk purse from a sow’s ear
No good deed goes unpunished
give them enough rope to hang themselves
A** so tight she squeaks when she walks
Time is of the essence
hang in there
live and let live
every dog has it’s day
You can dress her up but you can’t take her out!
By the skin of her teeth
He’s his own worst enemy
eat and run
back seat driver
hasn’t got a pot to pi** in or a window to throw it out!
There are bigger fish to fry!
sales pitch
be of good cheer
in the twinkling of an eye
old habits die hard
A Bird In The Hand is Better than a bird in the bush.
Don’t count your chickens before the eggs hatch.
The green is always greener on the other side.
You made your bed now lay in it.
What goes around comes around
You can lead a horse to water but you can make him drink it.
White as snow
Cheeks like roses
What goes up must come down
What’s done in the dark will come to light.
She was always bringing out other OLD favourites like:
make hay while the sun shines / a stitch in time saves nine / look before you leap / don’t judge a book by its cover / marry in haste, repent at leisure / where there’s smoke, there’s fire / don’t change horses in mid-stream
* eat ya crust, it’ll make ya hair go curly
* tomatoes are good fer ya, put hair on ya chest
* I’m so hungry I could eat the crotch outa a low flying duck
* need a shovel for that verbal diarrhea?
* stop pissin in the wind
* [pull a face] if the wind changes you’ll stay like that
* let’s hit the frog’n’toad (go for a drive)
* grab the tin lid (don’t forget the kid)
* buggar that!
* well I’ll be buggared
* for f*ck’s sake
* f*ck me dead
* pissed as a nit
* horny as a cat in heat
* he’s off his nut
* as mad as a meat axe
* as mad as a cut snake
* as crazy as a trapped rat
* gotta die of sumthin
* as dead as a doornail
-believe in yourself
-make an a** out of yourself
-by and large
-wake up and smell the coffee
-life’s a b**** and then you die
-hot as hell
-cut it out
-bad blood
-under the weather
-nip in the bud
-high and dry
-the early bird catches the worm
-money doesn’t grow on trees
-this too shall pass
-a bird in the hand is worth two in a bush
-stubborn as a mule
-at the drop of a hat
