what are some great oxymorons?
Favorite Answer
20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works
Military Intelligence
Fiscally Conservative Democrats
Free Market
Free Trade
Limited War
One sunny day in the middle of the night
Two dead men began to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Pulled out their swords and shot each other
The deaf policeman heard the noise
Ran to the scene and killed both dead boys
If you don’t believe this story’s true
Ask the blind man
He saw it too.
“If this sentance is true, then it’s false.”
😉
So stupid they could get hit by a parked car.
Dumb as dirt.
