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some good sayings?

i need sayings like “im more nervous than a whore at church” can anyone help me?!?! thanks

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Normal is just a setting on a dryer.

Great minds think alike…and so do ours.

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Reft
“Do not throw the arrow that will return against you” old indian one i belive

“if you speak the truth, have a foot in the sturup” (that is the thing you use to mount a horse) forgot where it came from

“to each their own”

“A mind is like an umbrella, it only works if you open it!”

“There is so much good in the worst of us and so much bad in the best of us that is will be any of us that will(or can can’t remember) find fault with the rest of us”

it was as loud as a shouting man at a mime festaval (not a quote perse’ but yeah)

That’s enogh for now, if they wre not your required direction, I’ll think a bit more.

Reft

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Anonymous
More nervous that a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. More nervous than a dog at a flea market.
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Morgan S
Eat crow

Stew in their own fat

Cutier than a spotted puppy under a red wagon

A weedy row to hoe

Crazier than a bitsy bug

Can’t make a silk purse out of a sows ear

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink.

He’s playing possum

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Louie
“More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.”

“About as hot out as a two-bit whore on dollar night.”

“Tighter than a banjo string” (Or something else I won’t mention for decency reasons…)

That’s all I can think of now…

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Lucky Charmz
1 – As sweaty as Michael Jackson in a schoolyard.

2 – As straight as a windy road down Mt. Everest.

3 – As restrained as a necrofeliac in a morgue.

4 – As dumb as a box of rocks.

5 – As drunk as a guy that bangs fat chicks.

IDK, I’m not too good at these…

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Coach McGuirk
If someone asks you a question to which the answer is an obvious “yes,” answer with the question “Is the Pope Catholic?”

Example:

“Would you like to go out drinking tonight?”

“Is the Pope Catholic?”

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Anonymous
All that is required for Evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing
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Wil 😛
some people race to see who’s fastest

i race to see who has the most guts

-pre

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chaba
“I’m busier than a one-legged man in a ************ contest”
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