Re: that wonderful old show “GUNSMOKE,” can you write an amusing paragraph or more that includes ….?

Matt mused that her uninhibited nature was endearing. He considered asking Miss Kitty out but he was always discouraged by the fact that Dodge City on a Saturday night could be compared to listening to Festus talk about his “ol’ spinster Aunt, Ethel”.

Matt had had a dream recently that Aunt Ethel had gotten uppity with him and Miss Kitty gave her a vicious right jab to the jaw. With that, Kitty turned to Matt and, dusting herself off, said “Matt Dillon……Get your gorgeous self over here.”

Matt’s dream got stranger when his onetime sunday school teacher Sunshine MacGillicutty was about to let loose with her famous Tarzan scream when Miss Kitty decked HER, as well.

Before he could speak, Miss Kitty said, “Allow me to explain, my dear. No other split tails allowed.”

Matt knew he was ‘in’ until Miss Kitty suddenly doubled over and exclaimed, “Oh, GAWD! Here comes my high noon migraine….Right on schedule !!”

Matt knew it would be just another quiet night having a steak at Del Monico’s with Doc Adams.

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I shouldn’t mess with a classic. Matt/Gunsmoke gave me TOO many hours of SHEER enjoyment.

her uninhibited nature was endearing to the people in dodge

city on a Saturday night and some people compared it to being in barstow on a Saturday night as they watched miss kitty give her vicious right jab to the jaw to marshell dillon who yelled at miss kitty “why don’t you get your gorgeous self over here and make my gun smoke just minutes before sunshine

macgillcutty was about to let loose with her famous Tarzan scream when doc, festes and Chester walked into the saloon.

and then doc said ”allow me to explain my dear,why you cant do that “then Chester started to bang his head up against the wall and said “oh gawd ! here comes my high noon migraine right on schedule”then doc looked at his watch and replied.

“it,s only nine thirty “.

Matt and Kitty were staring at each other from across the crowded room…hunger in their eyes. When suddenly a scream pierced the air! Festus was upset with Doc and yelling Doc! You gotta help him! I am Not going to examine your Mule, Festus! He smells worse than you do! Doc told Festus. Matt was walking out the door, when Kitty said, Matt. Get your *** right back here this instant! Matt turned and walked over to Kitty. Kitty whispered something in Matt’s ear. Matt laughed, under his breath, and said…Yep…That’s do-able, and smiled. He took Kitty in his arms and said, I wouldn’t last a day without you.

Yes I can.