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%% Re: MARSHAL MATT DILLON…..Can you write a few paragraphs that include these phrases?

1. A little Valium would be JUST the ticket.

2. It’s okay, Doc. It’s only a scratch.

3. Scratch? My ***…..This will involve major surgery.

4. You are a cowgirl’s dream come true, sugar lips.

5. Would you like to reside on Boot Hill?

6. Hew haw, Sunshine……How about a kiss?

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Lola was FRUSTRATED!!!

All of her attempts at wrenching Matt away from Sunshine had fallen flat. She decided to try and make him jealous by spreading her bountiful charms all around Dodge and I do mean ALL AROUND DODGE!!! . It hadn’t worked on attracting Matt, but now there were a bunch of local cowpokes vying for her attention!!

One of these was Luke Limpdeck. She had met him a week ago, giving him the same line she had been using on all the boys:

“You are a cowgirl’s dream come true, sugar lips”

He had gotten a small taste of honey and was now hopelessly hooked! Lola had tired of him after a single quick romp thinking” Next time a little Valium would be JUST the ticket” Her second thought was “to heck with a next time!! So many men, TOO little time!!”

In fact, a new man HAD caught her attention and she was laying it on thick for him at the Longbranch, while poor luke looked on, downing shots and crying in his beer.

Lola saw that Luke was jealous and was glad!! she threw herself into getting his goat, fawning and simpering all over the new stranger.

Luke could take no more!! In his drunken stupor he pulled back his fist and landed a knockout punch!!

Unfortunately Miss Kitty had been passing by at that precise moment! Down she went!! Lola rushed to go get Doc!!

When Doc arrived a few people had already assisted Miss Kitty to a chair. The stranger piped up” I’t’s okay, Doc. It’s only a scratch.” That brought Miss Kitty back to life!

“Scratch? My ***…..This will involve major surgery”

Luke was by this time TOTALLY bombed. “I’ll scratch your ***, if you want” he said looking at her crosseyed.

She had, by this time came fully around. “How would you like to reside on Boot Hill? she asked. He was too blitzed to understand the question!

At this same moment Matt Dillon and his girlfriend Sunshine arrived on the scene. “What is going on here” asked Matt.

He was given a rundown by Lola and a few of the patrons. Luke had now turned his drunken eye on Sunshine and he liked what he saw!

“Hew haw, Sunshine……How about a kiss?” he drawled, nearly falling over his feet and making “kissy” noises at her!

Matt Dillon gently assisted him toward the county jail, the man couldn’t help having good taste in women!!!.

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4 years ago
edelson
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