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Owl gone? What is your favorite pun?

Do you like puns? I got a letter from an environmental defense group called the wildlife adoption group. The title of their email about the endangered snowy owl was “Harry Potter’s Feathered friend needs your help”. If that wasn’t enough when I opened the letter up the main heading said “Owl gone?” like All gone.

What is your favorite pun?

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ConcernedCitizen

Favorite Answer

Outback Steakhouse has a frozen drink called a “Wallaby Darned”. Great pun, and a tasty drink too. The recipe at the link below may not be exactly what they use at the restaurant, but it sounds like a good approximation.
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5 years ago
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Nice question, I LOVE Harry Potter Favorite: ~Character: Hermione, I love how she’s the smartest and not afraid to be brainy. I can relate to her the most ~Book: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. There was a lot of action, and many questions I’d been dying to have answered were answered. I just didn’t like the epilogue, it was way too perfect. ~Movie: Probably the first one. The rest are too superficial, kind of… In the first, the characters were innocent and could have maybe been Harry, Ron, and Hermione. After that, I haven’t really liked the movies. ~Creature: “Witherwings” LOL 🙂 I think it would be so cool to fly on those Hippogriffs ~House: Ravenclaw! I like the cleverness part. ~House I’d be in: Ravenclaw, because I (hope) I am clever enough 🙂 Thanks for the question!!
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Sp@rrow
there was this thing i saw on youtube called cows with guns (surprisingly entertaining) and this one verse goes

“He mooed we must fight, escape or we’ll die

Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high

Bad cow pun”

you can get it better if you watch the movie, but i thought it was funny.

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Wordsmythe
My dentist wants to pull a molar.

Apparently it’s an inconvenient tooth.

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PumpkinEater
“just for the halibut” Corny, I know, but I like it.
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Priscilla W
“I kept wondering why the ball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.”
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Experto Credo
“The astronaut couldn’t be here, as he is out to launch.”
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