Help! I need scary quotes to text people.?

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed.

I got “Sometimer’s”: sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget

I don’t think its what you actually quote its how intimidating it is – the more intelligent it sounds the scarier alot of people will find it!!!

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It is not worth an intelligent man’s time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that.

G. H. Hardy (1877 – 1947)

Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.

Harriet Martineau (1802 – 1876)

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 – 1882)

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

Voltaire

Wherefore let him that thinketh he standeth take heed lest he fall.

Bible, 1 Corinthians x. 12.

Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about seeking whom he may devour.

Bible, 1 Peter v. 8.

But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night.

Bible, 2 Peter iii. 10.

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

Sir Winston Churchill

There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.

Sir Winston Churchill

Prepare to meet your God

amos4:12

Dead baby jokes.

HAHA.

I love those.

They freak people out, but my friend and I laugh hysterically.

Say something like, ” I’ve got a blender and a baby. Want to listen?”

hahaha i’d crack out laughing but some people would probably get so freaked out.

http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/

Love these. LOL.

try this:my happyness is within ure failin my wealth within ure blood so i cut ure f**king head off where my future around me floods this ii sent to my m8 who has a dark sense of humoure and he recons its the best quote he ever heard(he iis a certified psychotic tho)lol use it if u like but remember iits my own JJ

also try:EVERY DAY OF OUR LIFE DRAWS US EVER CLOSER TO DEATH!JJ