Can u use these words together in 1 sentence?

I was encroaching the couch, when I hit my crotch, causing me to crouch, ouch!

Well, I don’t know.

To contemplate this question I was going to crouch behind the couch, but jumped up and yelled, “OUCH”, as my undies seemed to encroach upon my crotch like a crupper.

I’m still not sure if it’s possible to use all those words in one non-nonsensical sentence or not. The crux of this matter is not to use a crutch, such as changing the tense of the words given, or ending up with crock of cryptic crud for a sentence. You crush through this puzzle, as you would crunch the crust of a crumpet, and pray you can create a crude line, at the same time hoping the crowd won’t be to harsh a critic, but will cast you a crumb, and possibly the crown, for posting the best answer.

When I encroached my neighbor’s couch, he crouched & hit me in the crotch…..OUCH!!!!! ….. Or…..To contemplate this question I was going to crouch behind the couch, but jumped up and yelled, “OUCH”, as my undies seemed to encroach upon my crotch like a crupper….Or…. A rat has “encroach” itself upon my house It is under my “couch”I was about to “crouch” and see where it was when..”ouch!” it bit my “crotch!” Hope I helped!!

the magical couch that can crouch said, “ouch!” as an ant has encroach itself on the magical furniture’s crotch?

he encroached into the room, headed towards her while she was sitting on the couch, she stood up and put her knee in his crotch and he crouched over yelling “ouch!” over and over.

When I encroached my neighbor’s couch, he crouched & hit me in the crotch…..OUCH!!!!!

i crouch behind the couch, encroach my crotch with a crutch……..Ouch!”

see i even added one u didn’t use

As I sat all alone on the couch

A wee dwarf waddled up in a crouch

He encroached on my crotch

While the acrobats watched

And the ringmaster’s daughter said “Ouch.”

Today I was eating an apricot being careful not to bite into the bit (cause it’s poison). Anyway I was listening to this song on my stereo when my exhaust pipe fell off of my car. So I thought as soon as I get home I’m gonna jump on Yahoo Answers to find a really good and cheep repair shop for the car. I stopped at KFC to pick me up some chicken. Once I got logged onto the computer I dropped a piece of chicken on the floor. I figured hey “three second rule” and quickly bent down and picked it up. Stuffed it into my mouth, I’m like hey that’s not chicken. I spit it out and it was a huge earwig!!! yewwwww that was nasty. Someone asked a question on Yahoo about the war in Iraq and it was about how it was not started by Saddam but Osama Bin Laden. Personally I think they both had parts to it. Anyway I was getting tired and thinking about going to bed but I still had the taste of the earwig in my mouth. I was on my way to the fridge to get a diet coke to get rid of the taste in my mouth and I tripped over the stupid cable ties sticking out from underneath my desk. As I was laying on the floor I was thinking “man I wish I had had fish for dinner instead because the worse that could have happened is that I would have choked on a fish bone”!

yes, yes i can