can anyone tell me the history of progression?

progression used to be less progressed… but it progressed… and now its more progressed than it was. And in the future… guess what? I will be even more progressed than it is now. Thats the thing about progression… is that it keeps progressing.

Progression is not what it used to be. It was OK until someone came up with the idea of ‘one step forward and two steps backward’ then things started going in the wrong direction.

In the old days, progression was taken seriously, because it was a hard thing to accomplish. Just as things were starting to move in a forward direction, Adam bit into the apple, and set progression back at least a million years.

Nowadays, progression is taken for granted. Although it is easier to accomplish, there are still obstacles like rap music and war-mongering leaders that are trying to take us back to the dark ages. People still keep trying to hit one another over the head with sticks and lead us back into the stone ages, but all in all, progression still has an outside chance of survival.

Of course, we could still drop a whole bunch of nuclear bombs, start WWIII and kill progression once and for all if we wanted to.