Know any good quotes?

I dream of a better tomorrow… where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned

-unknown

The spaces between your fingers were created so that another’s could fill them in.

-Unknown

Never tell your problems to anyone…20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

– Lou Holtz

“Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius — and a lot of courage — to move in the opposite direction ”

— Albert Einstein

“Lemme just talk to you for a second about something that I think is good for America: caramel apples, … I had one last night. Delicious. Not talking about candy apples. I think candy apples are a danger! You crack ’em, they’re very sharp. You candy apple crowd need to wake up! ”

— Stephen Colbert

All life is an experiment. ~Oscar Wilde

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. ~Albert Einstein

As an FYI, the shoot for the moon quote is from Les Brown.

I never met a man so ignorant that I have learn nothing from him—Galileo

Love is a sweet poison—W.Shakespeare

I love gravity because it attracts me—A.Einstein

Education is not preparation for life;Education is life itself–John Dewey

Plenty of funny old quotes: http://www.oldfashionedamericanhumor.com/humorous-word-of-wisdom-quotes.html

“How else but through a broken heart may Christ enter?” — Oscar Wilde.

“Your daily life is your temple and your religion. When you enter into it, take with you your all.” — Kahlil Gibran.

“Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself” — Chinese Proverb.

its kind of fun to do the impossible- walt disney

shoot for the moon even if you miss you’ll land among the stars-anon

Life is not measured by the number of breath you take but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

~Author unknown~

my fav quote There is no meaning for the word impossibe in my dictionary–napolean

My favorite, (You don’t have to like it, You just have to do it)- Richard Marcinko. AKA The Rogue Warrior!