i need some funny/hot/awesome quotes or sayings to put on our senior class 08 shirts?

“Class of ’08, Unemployment Line of ’09”

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“THE ONLY PERMANENT THING IS CHANGE”

Aristotle

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.

If you rest, you rust.

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making plans.

There are no passengers on Spaceship Earth. We are all crew.

Life is like a dogsled team. I f you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better–it is just turning around as usual.

Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.

Try not to become a man or woman of success, but rather try to become a man or woman of value.

Before God we are all equally wise – and equally foolish.

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

I hope you find some of these useful. Good luck.

“techies do it in the dark.” For the theater kids. Yeah it’s all over the place but kind of fun. There’s also a story about a group of Turkeys who get together and learn how to fly. After their meeting is over and they have learned how to fly, they walk home. So maybe there could be a quote like ” you have wings use them. Spread your wings and fly” something like that. Good luck.

Heyyyyy, Here’s a few….

Energizer Bunny Arrested, Charged With Battery

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

It takes 46 muscles to frown, but only 4 to flip ’em the bird.

He who laughs last doesn’t get it.

Is it good if a vacumn really sucks?

Hope some are helpful!!!

It’s not much sorry

Life is short. Make fun of it.

Keep staring…I may do a trick.

“I graduated,give me praise and money”

“12 down,4 more years to go”

“mom,dad,is that my new car?”

“we studied,then waited.and now we graduated”

“2,4,6,8.i just wanna graduate!”

I could all night but I kinda like a couple of these,esp.the first,I might patent that one.

“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless, of course, I buy some thing!”

“I reject your reality and substitute my own” – Adam Savage (from Mythbusters)

What doesn’t kill you can only make you stronger!