Think of the randomest sentence you can think of right now?

I would gladly spit honey into your nostrils, but only if you pay me in mollusks.

Whilst ninjaing about, methinks I shalt hath provided a precise response en route for a lone personage who hath solicited a haphazard condemnation from one unidentified individual who hath just endowed thineself with a rejoinder.

The girls jumped merrily over the Thames.

I jumped on a stuffed animal because big bird said to and he’s my leader and hero!

I really need some ham right now.

chihuahuas have freakishly large ears i mean compared to their little bodies theyre like massive!! -lol- dont ask!!

God is Love

. . . .and then it went blart!